So I stoled a quiz from my friend. I'm too lazy to link to his profile. It's not like anyone will read this anyway.

Name: Chris (aka Lasagna Feet)

Age: 14

Height: I dunno

Eye color: Brown. The same color as AWESOMENESS.

Ethnic background: Awesome

Label me: Loud person

Country: U.S.A.

Siblings: 2

Four words that describe me: Intelligent, different (no I don't try to be that way), loud, cabbage boxer sleeves

Four things I like: Disagreeing with people who have incorrect opinions so I can argue with them, video game collecting, Mac OS X, peanut butter

Four things I hate: Stupid people, Windows, Guitar Hero, trendy things/use of trendy things because they are trendy (such as Abercrombie/Hollister/Aeropoopsfrab/American Eagle, iPod headphones, sometimes iPods themselves)

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Favorites:

Tv show: My Name Is Earl

Anime: Avatar

Video game: Beatmania IIDX, Pop'n Music, GuitarFreaks/Drummania, Psychonauts, Most Sonic games before Sonic Zeroes, Mario games

Board game: Monopoly

Family member: My mom I suppose

Thing to wear: During summer, denim shorts, short sleeves bearing either a Dr. Pepper logo or something referring to a video game I enjoy. During winter, jeans and a loose fitting sweater. All year round I wear two wristbands though, usually referring to video games.

Food: Too many to name

Drink: BAWLS and Dr. Pepper

Ice Cream Flavor: Mint chocolate chip

Time of day: Whenever I feel like it

Season: Summer

Band: Franz Ferdinand (they're the only musical artist with more than 3 songs I like, but my favorite band has been known to change unexpectedly)

Animal: Penguin

Celebrity: LESLIE NIELSEN

Movie: Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Airplane!, The Naked Gun, ANYTHING containing Leslie Lielsen, The Spiderwick Chronicles

Magazine: PSM (before it went away forever)

Comic book: None

Holiday: Christmas

Artist: I don't pay attention to art a whole lot (sometimes I question myself as to why I signed up here but then I realize I don't care), but I guess my friend Keat since I see more art of his than anyone.

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Have you ever:

Tried smoking: I have thought of setting myself on fire but no, I haven't.

Tried drugs: Nothing illegal, but I've had a lot of caffeine

Drank an alcoholic beverage: Once, a little

Gotten drunk: Yes, but not on alcohol

Gotten kicked out of your house: Well it wasn't my house

Ran away: No

Got beaten up: No

Beat someone up: Almost

Been teased: A little

Teased someone else: Yeah

Had your heart broken: When I stopped denying that Sega wouldn't make another system

Broken someone's heart: Nope. Never even been in a serious relationship.

Slept in your birthday suit: Yes

Actually WENT to a school dance: No, my school doesn't have those

Been asked out: Yeah

Been rejected: No

Thrown a video game controller out of rage: Yeah.

Swallowed bubblegum: Yus

Slept with plush toys: Yeah, when I was little

Slept on the floor: Yes.

Fallen down the stairs: Four times.

Hurt yourself on purpose: Yeah. No emo wrist cutting, though.

Whined to get your way: Of course!

Jumped out of a moving vehicle: Nothing with a motor, but yes.

Danced to the 80's music: Duh! That's some of the most danceable music EVAR.

Read a Harry Potter book: All of them, which is strange as I usually don't read.

Crushed on a celebrity: No

Crushed on a friend: No

Crushed on a family member: No freakin' way.

Been kissed: By my 1st grade girlfriend. Does that count?

Given a wet willy: Yes.

Gone to jail: Noes

Dyed your hair: Nope.

Eaten moldy food on purpose: Nope.

Ate something off the floor: Yes

Punched a boy/girl with glasses: Dunno

Written on the walls with crayon: Yes, also with marker, permenant marker, highlighter, food coloring, water (well that time it was kind of IN the wall), and paint.

Been afraid of clowns: Yes. I'm always afraid it'll be real quiet and eerie sometime and then there will be sudden clowns and I will explode them without thinking.

Had a nightmare about a movie you saw: Nope. My nightmares are way scarier and sometimes gorier than any movie.

Been afraid of your closet/the dark: Yeah, the dark. For all I know it could be full of old, green couches. I'd get couchmares!

Believed in the boogeyman: Ohlol no.

Puked on a rollercoaster: Wouldn't it make more sense to puke off a rollercoaster? Why would you puke on one? It'd get all over the people riding it. But to answer your question, no.

Rode a horse: Yeah.

Fallen off a horse: No.

Neglected a pet: Not to that bad an extent, I was just late on giving it food daily a few times

Drooled in your sleep: Yeah.

Been to a bachelor/bachelorette party: No

Been a bridesmaid: I'm a guy.

Been a flower girl: I'm a guy (but I'd do it if someone asked)

Been used: That could have several different meanings.

Been dated only to make someone else jealous: No.

Cheated on a lover: No, 'cause I've never had a lover.

Kept a really bad secret: Sorta

Watched Jerry Springer: No

Danced like a dork in public: I've danced like everything in public.

Traveled really far away: Nothing I remember, maybe when I was a baby

Talked to strangers: I've done more than that

Stolen candy from a trick-or-treater: Nah.

Believed in fairies: No

Believed in ghosts: yes.

Seen a ghost: Uh, maybe?

Seen a fairy: Never.

Believed your house was haunted: Yes, in several different houses. Interestingly enough one of the ones I didn't think was haunted was a really big, very old one.

Stayed overnight in a crappy hotel: Yeah.

Roadtripped: Not really.

Thrown a fit in public: When I was little.

Had a pet run away: Yes. I miss my snake

Spoken in a different language: Once I called someone a spoon in German, but I don't speak German.

Pretended to be someone else: Yeah

Shoplifted: Yeah, when I was little. My mom made me put it back. I didn't know any better, don't hate me.

Been caught: See above

Wanted to live in a mall: I've thought of how cool it would be if I bought the mall, cleaned it up, and made it my house, but not as if it was just a regular mall. I wouldn't do that.

Wanted to live in a fast food restaurant: No.

Beat a friend with a whack-a-mole mallet: Probably.

Played Mario Bros: Can you make it to 14 without playing it? If you can, you don't get to be a person.

Played with dolls: When I was little and it made no difference to me, yes.

Melted a Barbie in the microwave: No, but I should try that.

Stolen a friend's toy: Yeah, but gave it back

Stolen a friend's boyfriend: I'm straight.

Worn makeup to school: No, but I'm going to consider that.

Not worn pants to school: Maybe when I was little.

Gotten a cavity: Yep.

Gotten a tooth pulled: Yes...painful.

Gotten major surgery: Oral, but it wasn't major.

Been in a life altering accident: My parents had more kids.

Been struck by lightning: I stuck my finger in an empty lamp socket while it was on. Twice. In the same day. Does that count?

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What's better?

Pirates or Ninjas: Leslie Lielsen

Ninjas or Samurai: Ninjas

Transvestites or Hookers?: Depends

Gay men or Lesbians: Lesbians, 'cause I'm a guy with RAGING HORMONES

Chicken or Turkey: Chicken.

The 60's or 80's: The 80s, BITCHES!

Comedy movies or Horror: Comedy

Cake or Pie: Yes

Halloween or Christmas: Christmas

Sunny day or Rainy day: Sunny.

Lots of money or lots of friends: Both, in a magical combination.

Cats or dogs: Yes

Egypt or India: Egypt, because gigantic triangles full of dead people are much cooler than weird smelling convenience stores.

Paris or Rome: Rome.

Sports or Fashion: A tomahawk made of arsenik tipped needles to the face.

Actors or Models: Actors.

Computer games or Console games: Console games.

Markers or Crayons: Markers

Mp3 or iPod: That's like saying "Shoes or shoes?" THey're the EXACT SAME THING.

Elves or Vampires: Elves. But not like Santa elf bullshit, I mean like fantasy Elves, the tall and good-looking kickass usually bow and arrow or scimitar-wielding elves.

Unicorns or Fairies: Unicorns because they're LETHAL

Black or White: Both.

Daydreams or Nightmares?: Daydreams.

Dresses or skirts: Skirts.

Pants or shorts: Shorts all the way. But they MUSTBEDENIM.

Makeover or Spa treatment: Which would feel better if I had it done to my penis?

Laughter or Orgasms: Both. At the same time.

Crying or Throwing up: Crying.

Randomness or Mundanely: That's like asking a picture frame if he likes trees or pentagons, the cruise liner is always going to be the same rubber flag as French people, except without the flatulent curtains. Whoops, there goes my orange scissor milk.

Stars or Fireworks: Exploding stars.

Fire or Ice: Ice

Cute girls or sexy women: Cute girls

New shoes or New underwear: New shoes, unless they're the ones that look like they're trying to swallow your leg.

Boxers or Briefs: A combination of the two.

Panties or Thongs: Panties.

Gum or Lollipops: Gum.

Cash or Change: Cash!

Purses or Backpacks: Backpacks of DEATH.

Taxi or Bus: Bus.

Going to the movies or Renting movies: Going to the movies.

Sleeping in or Waking up early: Sleeping in. Hell, if I didn't know I'd have to acknowledge my existance sometime I'd probably never stop sleeping. But if I actually go to bed before 1am then waking up early.

Bacon or Sausage: BACON.

Coffee or Tea: Tea, it is delicious.

Soda or Juice: BAWLS/Dr. Pepper

Muffins or Cookies: Both.

Hugs or Kisses: Hugs are nice. But it depends...kisses might be better in some instances. Depends on where and by who.